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2008-11-12T04:09:00.000-08:00

the mosted wasted day in life is day in which we have not laughed.

fact of life:

v never accept our mistakes

fact of love:

v want our over to be in contact with us always

fact of studies:

v learn good things to do all bad things in a smarter manner

a doctor & software engineer loved same girl.

engineer before going out of city for a wekk ,gave 7 apples

to the girl why?

bcoz an apple a day keeps doctor away..

what is success?

in simple words ........!

when ur signature changes to autograph..

bindaas sone ka,

rapchik sapne dekhne ka,

bhoot se nahi darne ka,

bole to.

aaina nahi dekhne ka.......

tamil nadu - funny state

1 rose rate Rs.2.50

1 Kg rice rate Rs.1

yenna kodumai CM idhu.

by,girlfrienduku rose kudukama 1 kg rice kudupor sangam

hard work is like cup of milk.

luck is just like a spoon of sugar,

god always gives sugar to those who have a cup of milk.

friend

2008-11-08T07:01:00.001-08:00

main 1+1=2 my 2 eyes looking at U,

3+2=5sense missing U,

4+3=7days thinking of U,

5+7=12months dreaming aboutt U but

99+1=100years i need a sweet friend like
U....................

No word is as beautiful as friend,

and no friend is as wonderful as U,

A friend is sweet when its new,

Its sweeter when its true,

Its sweetest when it is U..

friendship endorsement

2008-11-08T06:59:00.001-08:00

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... NOKIA!
Connecting People!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... SAMSUNG
Every One Is Invited!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... CHEN ONE
Changing Life Style!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... PHILIPS
Lets Makes Things Better!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... airtel
aisi azadi aur kaha!

Fri3nd$h!p is Like... SPRITE
Sirf Yeh Bhujaye Pyas Baki All Bakwass!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... PEPSI
Ask For More!

Fri3nd$h!p s Like... LG
Digitally Yours!

Fri3nd$h!p s Like... NIKE
Just Do It!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... WAVES
Naam Hi Kafi Hai!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... BUTTER SCOTCH(hmmm)
Chalti Jayee Chalti Jayee Chalti Jayeeeee!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like like LIC zindagi ke saath bhi zindagi ke baad mein

sms of the day

2008-11-07T04:25:00.000-08:00

"discussion is the way for gaining knowledge....argument is the way for gaining enemies"

choose your own way to proceed...........

a 65 year old man went for sperm count

doctor gave bottle to collect sperm

next day man returned with empty bottle

& told that he tried with left hand then right hand.

then his wife tried with left hand then right hand

then his daughter in law tried with both hands and also with her

mouth.

then his neighbours tried same way.....

but

nobody could open the bottle

i like the way u think

may god bless ur corrupted mind.

a true fact:

the person who made u laugh in his presence will definitely make u cry in his absence

heart told to eyes"see less bcoz u wil see and i will suffer a lot"

the eye replied to the heart"feel less bcoz you will feel and i will cry a lot"

plz try this its really different.........

this maths test can predict ur favorite IDOL.....

try it without looking at the answers

pick 1 favorite no. from 1-9

then use that no. * 3

and then +3

then * 3

you will get 2 digit no.

add the 2 no. andfind ur IDOL below

1.Einstein

2.Kamal Hassan

3.Dr APJ

4.Tom Cruise

5.Bill Gates

6.Gandhiji

7.Shakespeare

8.Hitler

9.BGMT

10.SRK

thank u verymuch for ur choice!

the truth finally comes out

Galileo used small lamp to study.

Grahambell used candle to study.

Shakespeare used street light to study.

one mattum puriyala "pagal la ellam ennatha panunnanga"nu?

few more quotes

2008-11-05T07:00:00.000-08:00

hame ankhon se zakhmon ko dhona nahi aata.

milti hai khushi to use khona nahi aata.

seh lete hain har gham muskurakar.

aur log kehte hain hame rona nahi aata.

fact of life :

whom u dont want today,

u will need them tomorrow.

whom u reject today,

will never ever

accept u again tomorrow

so dont ignore anyone......

todays mokkai:

which is the only dancing animal?

think

yosinga

thereelaya

"aadu" goat

remember me like pressed flower in ur notebook

it may not me having any fragrance,

but will remind u of my existence forever...

sardar travelling 1st time in plane going 2 mumbai

while its landing he said

"bombay !!!

bombay!!!!!!"

air hostess said "B silent"

sardar: ok "ombay!!!!!!!!!

ombay!!!"

a girl propose to 100 boys and wait 4 any 1 reply

but a boy propose 2 only 1 girl and waits for 100 years,

boys r great

proud to be born boy........

deep emotions come out from heart but

deepest emotions come out from the eyes as tears

so show them only for those who are worth for it.

wife was beating husband.

neighbour asked:

kyun mar rahi ho?

wife:inko call kya to 1 ladki boli,"the person you are trying to reach is currently busy......."

a nice n cute thought:

life is not just waitning 4 some1

who is made 4 u but life is living 4 some1 who lives bcoz of u

no one in the world can have a crystal clear heart........

bcoz everyones's heart has some scratches by their loved person........

tip 2 reduce weight:

first turn ur head to right &

then turn it left.

keep repeating exercise everytime u r offered

something to eat...............

unique operating system

2008-11-05T03:56:00.000-08:00

What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 : )

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Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,"A Troubled User"

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) .

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 .

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,Tech Support ...

tamil sms

2008-11-04T05:47:00.001-08:00

GOLD rate

naalukku naal

increase aagikitey irukku.

Kavanama irunga, yaaravathu theif ungala thookkitu poira poranga..

Becoz,

U are my

GOLDen friend... GooD night............. Sweet dream...........

sms

2008-11-04T05:44:00.000-08:00

10 Best Moments in life:

1)Giving the 1st month salary 2parents with care.

2)Thinking ur 1st love with tears.

3)Looking old photos&smiling.

4)Thinking ur past school &college days.

5)A sweet &emotional chating with frnds.

6)Finding money in old dress just when u needed.

7)Holding hands with ur loved ones for a walk.

8)Getting a hug from 1 who cares u.

9)1st kiss 2ur child when He/She is born.

10)The moments when ur eyes are filled with tears.

Apple:crying.Banana:Y ru crying?Apple:all of them cut & eat me.Banana:u r better than me because all of them remove my dress&eat me..i feel puppy shame..Good Morning.

Heart is equal to a mirror,Mirror shows reflection,and Heart shows affection.Both have 1 equal quality,can't be reformed once broken....

Life is a Train,Love is a wine,Wife is a pain,Family is a Chain.,Xperience is a Gain.,Knowledge is a Brain..But GOOD Friend ship is main.,Good Night...

KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHAM mere SMS na honge kam.KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA sms karte rehna.DHOOM mere sms padhkar jhoom.PHER HERA PHERI ab sms ki bari teri.....

Hum tere DIL me rahenge SMS bankar tere HOTO pe khilenge RINGTONE bankar kabi apne se juda mat samajna ham tere saat chalenge NETWORK banker...

Baat Baat pe jo log root jate hai,Haat unse Anjane me choot jate hai ,Kehte hai ki bada nazuk hai pyar ka Rishta,Is me haste haste bhi Dil toot jate hain...

Yeh HAWA aapki HASI ki khabar Deti hai,mere dil ko KHUSHI se bhar deti hai,KHUDA salamat rakhe aapki HASI KO,kyun ki Aapki KHUSHI humein KHUSH kar deti hai...

sms

2008-11-04T05:42:00.000-08:00

People are made to be loved and things r made to be used.The confusion in this world is...People are being used and things are being Loved....

A NICE AND A CUTE THOUGHT:Life is not just waiting for someone who is made for u...But life is living for someone who lives because of u...

4 fact of life:Never say sorry to 1 who luk u.Never say bye to 1who need u.Never blame the 1 who really trust u.Never forgot the 1 who always remember u.

Teacher:Whats the chemical formula for water?Sardarji :H I J K L M N O.Teacher:what? Sardarji :yes mam,Yestarday u told H to O.

more sms

2008-11-04T05:41:00.000-08:00

Anybody can love a rose,but it takes a great deal to love a leaf....Dont love someone who is beautiful,but love the 1 who made ur life beautyful...

cool sms

2008-11-04T05:34:00.000-08:00

Friendship doesn't occur with special people...But people become special after being friends..I Dnt knw wat i Am 2u,But ur always spl 2me..

We may easily forgot the people with whom v laughed n enjoyed..But v cant forgot thos people with whom v cried n shared our feelings..This is life,Gud nt..

ACCEPTABLE MESSAGE:Love is possible after Frndship,But Frndship is not posible after Love b'coz Medicine work b4 Death,Not posible after death..

Don't dream about beauty...!It spoils ur duty...Dream about ur duty...!It makes ur life beauty..Good Night.

Doors of memories will never close..How much i miss u no one knows.Days will pass like years but i remember u in silent tears.GoodMorning...

THIS IS CRIME STORY:5friends live in a room,namely Mad,Brain,Fool,Somebody and Nobody.One day Somebody killed Nobody,that time Brain was in bathroom,Mad called police.Mad:is it police station?Police:Yes,wat is the matter?Mad:Somebody killed Nobody.Police:Are u Mad?Mad:Yes,im Mad.Police:dont u have brain.Mad:Brain isin bathroom.Police:U Fool.Mad:No im Mad speaking.Fool is reading message..Good Morning...